This play was drawn up by David Lynch. I had to watch that five times before I figured it out.

Honestly? I think the fact that you're covering this is fucking awesome. More of these in-depth sub-culture articles, please. Really digging the direction Kotaku is taking lately (and not just because it's exploring "taboo" ground like nude mods, which most gaming websites wouldn't give a thoughtful feature).

My mother came downstairs on the morning of my Father's Birthday to find my brother, who, having decided to make Dad's favorite German chocolate cake, filled a bowl with 12 eggs, milk, ketchup and was trying to get the lid off the pickle jar.

you cannot make orange milkshake by mixing orange juice and milk.

In childhood food disasters, I learned that you cannot, in fact, make delicious coffee ice cream by putting ground coffee in vanilla ice cream and stirring like crazy.

There is a user, @Arguingwithmoron, in the comments posting dead animals, and animal abuse photos. DO NOT CLICK ON THE PICTURES. REPORT AND DISMISS THAT SHIT.

And she's not even divorced yet!

Is there anything creepier and sadder than a person pining for a someone they dated when they were 14, while the other person has gone through a marriage, child birth and divorce?

There's always the Sookie Stackhouse method for naked woodsman confrontation:

I guess the police. . .

Should have stashed her drugs inside a Fleshlight because no one is going to reach into one of those to check out what is inside.

The Sims have recurring characters and already established storylines that you can either follow or ignore at your whim. Sims 2 sets you up with a poor single mom with 2 kids who finds she's pregnant, a literal Lothario hooking up with 2 sisters but trying to get engaged to the Goth daughter who is rich, a cheating…

... Should I feel bad that I evict all the default families and have never seen these people except as random passersby before I needed their land?

Anyone who thinks Bella was accidentally deleted in Sims 2 needs to reevaluate their thinking process.

The Sim 2 had a lot of families returning from the first game. The Sims 3 did as well, but the game is meant to be set before the events of the first game.

North does not cry and fuss. She stares with disdain.

I don't care if she is the calmest baby around, it's still not appropriate. I love kids. I think kids can handle a lot. A loud, crowded professional event is not appropriate for a toddler, period. I wouldn't bring my toddler to a concert or a gallery opening, either. Some things are for adults, and that's okay.

For me, it's not about the child as much as it is about to other adults there. Haven't you ever been in some sort of adult place and some jackass decided that it was perfectly okay to bring their screaming infant who should have been in its bed because "they're so portable at this age!"? Or their toddler run among…