Yup. I have no interest in having the season spoiled by hackers. If you really cannot resist, you can use a spoiler cover-up. Like this: DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME, DAMMIT!.

I just don't think that's even on his radar at the moment—he's pretty one-track-minded about the army of the dead.

I knew he looked familiar, but I didn't know his name. I'm sure Ive seen him in other stuff, but I can't remember anything specific off the top of my head.

Yup. Kinda dig that they just slipped that in & left it there. Sam didn't even pick up on it.

I fully expect that he will. I also assume he'll die soon after, maybe even a murger-suicide.

And you just know he made it himself, which is even cooler.

And…?

Hoping it's made of Valyrian steel….

Love how they slipped that annulment in. I wanted Sam to react, but then I realized it's better if they just let that sit unacknowledged.

Part of me hoped she'd lend Jon one of her other two dragons to go back up north….

I DON'T KNOW

Could be legit, but she's just as likely to fake it to lead Jaime on. My money's on fake pregnancy.

FUCKING LITTLEFINGER I HATE HIM SO MUCH

OK, @Noel Murray, this is a little too much. I believe we established, many years ago now, that we both attended the University of Georgia in the early '90s. You mention here being a 26-year-old newlywed in 1997—so was I. You mention living in Northern Virginia in '97—we lived on the Maryland side of the DC…

Wait—there's a NEW Mexico?

Like, if Led Zeppelin were millennials, it would've been "The Avocado Song"?

That's kinda what the wife does, only she uses cocoa powder so it's less sweet & more disgusting. I appreciate her efforts at eating healthy & all, but a person can take things too far, is all I'm saying.

Sugar? Hmmmm. Never woulda thought of that, but now I feel I owe it to myself to try it.

Mrs. Neophyte uses half an avocado in her smoothies* sometimes, & I often eat the rest. They're tricky to catch at the right time, but if you hit that window they're quite tasty. I put a little salt on 'em sometimes, or a little olive oil & balsamic vinegar. Honestly, I like 'em more than I like guacamole, & I'm not…

Can anybody love anybody, anyway?