Jensen Interceptor. 

I grow produce every year. If I needed to rely on what I grow every year for my family to survive, we would starve.  Besides, it’s too damn early for planting most crops in Michigan.  I live in Ohio.  The whole seed story is BS.

It's safe to assume these people are fucking morons because they're acting like fucking morons. 

Money in your bank account doesn’t expire and purchases will show as pending. Did you not read the part where they expired 3 months ago and still showed as available? I don’t know about you, but my bank clears payments in less than 3 months and the also show all pending payments and usually take that away from your…

As one of my coworkers says: “Anything times a million is a lot”

Looked at pictures, saw the price, didn’t read a word of the description, went straight to Nice Price!

And this, dear readers, is why the United States has, and will continue to have, the highest number of COVID 19 cases in the world.

I wouldn't be too sure; LA is the kind of place where a $3.5 million house has a ramshackle 1 car garage that was concerted into an inlaw unit. 

I mean in this time where nobody should really be leaving their homes anyways, why do people feel the need to clean them more than normal? I get it, its an on-the-go sort of console, but nobody except essential workers should be on the go. if you only go out for groceries and immediately wash yourself when you get…

Sorry, not buying it. This was likely the safest time this could have been done. As you said, hardly anyone is on the road. I’m not buying the Alex Roy argument either, “They could have hit a truck carrying precious medical supplies”. Well, yeah but I’ll bet that’s statistically pretty low. I think most of the…

Don’t forget the effectively enslaved Filipino workers whose passports are confiscated for the season and are paid maybe $400 a month.

DEAD-DEAD-DEAD, DEAD-DEAD-D-DEAD, 

Great read, David! But holy cow, reading a long article from this website on mobile is basically impossible. My phone spends minutes upon minutes loading an advertisement after every paragraph. 

This is a fantastic breakdown of the Y, David. Damned thorough. Bravo.

Cruises: Like Vegas but with more diarrhea...

At least at Vegas you can get out to the Hoover Dam, visit the Atomic Testing Museum, the Pinball Hall of Fame and other cool stuff. You’re just trapped on a cruise ship. It’d be like going to one of the casino resorts and being trapped inside with the doors welded shut.

Yes, the cruise lines can all go bankrupt—such a frivolous “industry”—put fatass whites on huge floating hotels and paddle them in large circles down in the Caribbean. Are you effing kidding me? And yet there are buku blubber butts with enough cash to blow on these gorge-yourself-at-the-buffet-table-all-week…

No article on cruise lines is complete without mentioning how much they pollute, and how often they get caught dumping trash at sea.

They still make elantras, fortes, optimas, and sonatas.  Not everything needs to be an SUV

hey look we updated the head-unit to only be 5yrs behind technology.