Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. Seriously, you have 20 grams in there.

GOOD LUCK RUINING GAWKER, SHITHEAD!

This must feel weird. You know, writing without a loud multi-colored infographic and the editorial input of Matt Leinart.

So long and thanks for all the dong.

If that picture had a soundtrack, it would be "Christmastime is Here" from the Charlie Brown Christmas.

+1. In Deadspin:The Movie, 45-year-old AJ Daulerio will be played by a coked-up Schneider from One Day at a Time.

+1, SVP. Congrats on being one of the few tWWL on-air "talents" who doesn't immediately seem like an insufferable douche. And we all know that Kruk is the power bottom.

Grit > Athleticism > Tebow

Finally! ESPN Featured Comment of the Day is back!

What are "pageviews?" As a Leitch-era commenter, I thought this site still ran on hugs.

I'm late to this party, but I accept the invitation to toot one's own horn. My favorite comment I made this year was a dreaded picture-only comment, usually subject to the Ninja's scorn. But I thought it was sufficiently germane (and funny also).

I tried it for a while after Drew wrote that post but fell off the wagon about a month later. I too work a desk job and gained about 25 lbs in the first year I had it, and have spent the last 5 years or so going up and down. I know I'm not going to follow anything strict, so that's why the Drew method was attractive…

Over the top. Without a doubt. Makes it easier to see and easier to tear off.

I forgot pissing off Merril Hoge. That may be one of Tebow's best attributes.

At the risk of losing my sense of snarky, ironic detachment, I'll admit it: I like Tebowmania. I like him. I like his attitude. I like his integrity. I can even overlook his cloyingly "aw-shucks" and God-centric interviews. You have to admit the run he's on is amazing. And you have to respect the way he's been able…

Yeah, I'm bragging a little, but wouldn't you if you actually pulled off the no-text picture comment? Check this out.

All I know is that it was L-shaped, black, had a socket on end, and when swung at a coyote's skull it makes a sound not unlike throwing an unopened beer can against a concrete driveway. Thanks...now go back to Jalopnik!

Don't know about bare hands, but I can say in the battle of coyote attacking my dog vs. me with a tire iron, coyote lost. The story would be better if the tire iron was made by ACME.

Lived in the area myself, and just went back last month staying right in the same area. I agree the rooftop at the W is great. I also checked out a place called Churchkey, which is a short (8-10 blocks, maybe) cab ride away...kind of a bar/lounge with a little dance area (not that I took advantage of anything but the…