Lincoln Blackwood. Ford started with a perfectly good pickup truck and made it both infinitely worse and more expensive!

Lexus.  Like Toyota only fancier, more comfortable, more reliable, etc.  There are more layers of corrosion protection, paint and clearcoat than what you find on other manufacturers (find a 20 year old Lexus and just try to find rust on the body).  They run for decades longer than other cars, again, go take a 20 year…

You can always tell a Milford man.

Sounds like this isn’t about hanging a for sale sign.

Anywhere else it’s just sparkling stellantis. 

This is a very slippery slope.

The real reason is this: airlines think people won’t stop yapping on their cell phones during flights, leading to more instances of “air rage.”

Ok, def get the take here, but you’re talking about this truck/car/vehicle like it was supposed to be some sort of rational option in the first place. People with Bentley/Rolls money have generally reached a point in life where financial decisions, under seven figures, are inconsequential. Someone with a net worth of…

Hellenikon is 3x the area of MONACO, not MOROCCO. Morocco itself is 3x the area of Greece. 

Bad ideas are no match for money.

Bad Credit! No Credit! Negative Credit? It doesn’t matter here at Big Bill’s Nissan and title pawn. We will get you butt in a brand new Nissan if we have to surgically amputate it and sew it into the upholstery, and yes that does count as a bill of sale and a threat.

0% down, 0% up, so many zeros we will throw in 2 at…

It’s so gratifying to see nearly every Nissan across the model line so well represented on this list.

Literally anything that you need to adjust while the vehicle is in motion.

Vegas people feel scammed?   Damn!  I mean, they are usually the ones who have scamming down to an art.  

The seats look like they received 5 fresh coats of cooking grease

Yeah even with some FRESH armor all on black leather seats I’ve never seen seats that glossy. 

Boat dock watching is one of my favorite pastimes. Up there with people watching at the airport.

Golf GTI/R or Audi RS3 with pops and crackles tune. Every wannabe drug dealer in The Netherlands has to have one, best if they’re blacked out and doing 50mph in second gear through a residential area.

At least in my days you had to put some work into ricing out a Civic Hatchback and spend real money to make it as…

The black Nissan Altima with limo tint, and duckt tape holding up the front body panels, and expired tags, that the neighbor semi-permanently parks on the street in front of my property so the street sweeper has to go around it and my curb never gets cleaned. He mainly uses it for hotboxing.

The 335 has the same reputation everywhere - you see them doing exactly what you described in every city I’ve been to. I was visiting Seattle last week, where there are surprisingly few sports cars of any kind in the city, and still saw a handful of solitary 335s popping and burbling around the city.