Sometimes life puts a speed bump in your path. Occasionally, hitting that speed bump causes your airbag to deploy, sending metal shrapnel into your face and neck, resulting in your slow and painful death via exanguination and asphyxiation on your own blood. What are you gonna do?

Shame this breaks Takata’s continuous stream of positive press.

All this criticism of Sam Bradford as being selfish and a bad mentor has been so unfair. I mean as you can see here, he’s been teaching Wentz everything he knows.

That’s practically an unstoppable force vs. immovable object situation. I wonder if we could duplicate the results? There have got to be plenty of vegan crossfit cultists.

He must be STARVING!

I recently met a vegan Crosfitter who answered the age-old question.

He was a fantastic D-line coach who was thrown in over his head in the worst situation. I feel bad that he was set up to fail but he also made like $10million, so he’ll survive. I still hope he catches on somewhere else as a position coach, he was very good at it.

I know this is sacriligious here, but I rooted for Jim Tomsula because he worked his ass off and took shit for years only to be put in the worst possible position. He’s the anti-Lane Kiffin and I respect all of those shitty odd jobs he had to work.

He was like, “It’s tourist season in Maine? Fuck this shit, I’m out.”

As a Maine resident, I would have given up and died along the way too.

Hopefully the NHL doesn’t start to abide by that. Idk if enough time has past for everyone to be ok with an NHL team called the New Orleans Hurricanes.

Counterpoint: Kingsley is the best mascot.