HFord Motor Company would like to point out that the Detroit blimp that couldn't fit through the exit of a basketball arena was not a Ford automobile, but was in fact a Tractor from Crisler.

If that sounds backward, well, that's how the Hall of Fame voting has evolved,

Let this be a warning to all adult NFL hecklers. Stick to the ESPN.com comment section if you want to keep your caps on.

"But it went way too far, and it wasn't very clear that it was a joke, that it was fabricated. If you read it, you might think that it was actually Tiger talking. The whole thing is completely ridiculous."

Notre Dame players were left with just fil-A, however, as their Chick mysteriously never showed up.

I cant imagine why CBS announcers would have a vested interest in the SEC.

They failed to account for the substitution effect?

Teams are probably having trouble finding him.

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

But hey - I'm just a guy who can't evolve, right?

"They get to win, too?!?"

"Go fuck yourself."

They actually have a lot in common. Both of them are well-versed at inflicting three minutes of sheer hell.

I always knew Floyd Mayweather beat women.

[frantically deletes draft for this Saturday]

Please don't ever put poop on a dollar. For any reason.

Yes. Hence the dick-shitting.

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