Gonna be a lot of people in Baltimore with Joe Flacco jerseys tomorrow.

Listen, last month you overhauled your entire comment system to prevent people from posting stomach-churning images of overweight whores shoveling a bunch of diarrhea into their mouths, and now you're doing it yourselves? Make up your mind!

This could not possibly be more wrong. Don't ever say this dumb shit again in your life.

I clicked on this link thinking it was about Utah Jazz fans and Tree Rollins. This was much better.

I think we are all grateful he doesn't play for the Pooptons.

Once upon a season dreary,
while I pondered a weak secondary
And dreams of many quaint and curious playoffs of forgotten lore
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came thunder clapping,
As of reporters fap fap fapping, fapping at Ray of yore
What murder? Sell some jerseys! Bilk the fans! Forget the gore!

Go die.

"That's about when I lose interest, too." - Roman Polanski.

Apparently, Linda Cohn isn't the only one who has beef with 50 cents.

That sky is actually clear - this is just how it looked to popcorn bucket-head kid after his concussion.

Here we go again with the labral media bias.

Ok, lets just get it out of the way.... the news here isn't that Sarafin's gay, it's that someone at ASU is pursuing a Master's Degree.

He's going to have to suffer the csontequences.

You heard it first from a NASCAR fan, folks: the prosicuter's office is preparing an inditement.

[buys Introductory Logic textbook]

Love reading all the 20 year olds' opinions in here. Thanks for chiming in, Brayden.

.377 is something you usually hear with Javaris Crittenton stories.

this is all such bullshit that I'm skeptical that they're even legitimate public submissions rather than just some hideous back-office marriage of SEO terms and whatever flavor dusts happened to be on hand.

This comparison by Jenkins looks even weaker when you consider Fred Flintstone's direct inspiration, Ralph Kramden. I man, what kind of "abusive husband" would consistently offer to send his wife on expensive trips to the moon?