Eat your heart out 11foot8 bridge.

Being a Russian ship, I expect we’ll have dash cam footage soon.

And if it’s warranty work, then it’s a win-win and the Alfa costs less to own!

Bring back the bench seats. Don’t like your sibling picking on you? Tough shit. 

Monster Jam has to be one of the best automotive events to attend as a family/couple. My spouse wouldn’t enjoy wandering around a car show, and even a race, she’d have to bring a book or something to keep herself entertained.

There aren’t many clean ones left at all. These last forever. When the apocalypse subsides, there will be nothing left running but Land Cruisers, 4 Runners, Acura Legends, Assorted Lexus (Lexii?) from the mid 90's, and because the almighty has a sense of humor, a random Maserati Biturbo. 

Moving to Texas would solve lots of my problems.

But hey, at least they won’t “pay for Greece” anymore.

I made tacos for dinner. They were good tacos. The trick is to fry the tortilla in a little bit of butter. Really brings out the flavor. 

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I respect a design that puts function over form, I’ve always thought these Jeeps looked great because they looked like they were meant to work. Also I have a soft spot for quirky looks so what do I know

“Telegram for Mr. Asswipe!”

What if they just made ONE with 900,000 horsepower? 0_o

This title is dangerously close to clickbait. It makes Seinfeld out like he’s a jerk and trying to screw people. As stated in the article after the click, Jerry didn’t do anything wrong. Jerry is just asking the folks crying that they prove it isn’t what it’s supposed to be. 

“[Hobbs] flexed his arm out of a cast”

Fast 5 beat Avengers to the whole “superhero crossover” game like a year before in 2011, and did it better.

I’m assuming that, for the distinguished shopper, Morgan will give you a zebra stripe car.

Yes, but now there’s a buyer wondering why they can’t buy one in zebra-stripe.

Oh wait--shit, I think you’re right--there are two smaller bulbs there! I’ll try swapping those, too!

It’s not a big enough deal to nix the whole car, come on! Unless this is like your key criteria in a car. If that’s so, okay.

120 kW, 350 kW...