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Not all heroes wear capes!

1. Jalopnik can’t share the picture, but I can:

Suicide doors.

No, that's what we call "Freedom" sized.

Yes. Before iRacing, a company named Papyrus made racing games (the best of the time, IMHO), mostly NASCAR, but had a couple Indycar games too. The audio is from the ingame “spotter”, and if I had to guess, I’d say it was from NASCAR Racing 3 or 4.

You see Ivan, tire cannot be of flat if it is made of puncture.

You’ve put more effort into the appearance than Chevy did.

Average car buyer: IT’S A GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY WITH THE AUTOMAKERS AND BIG OIL TO MAKE FUEL MILEAGE BAD!!

Look at all his majesty. Those peasants in their thatched roof cottages don’t stand a chance.

Late Stage Capitalism is begging corporations for the privilege of buying their goods.

You can almost play GM mad-libs here!  (Go ahead and play!)

The Volt was the DVD/VCR combo of its time.

Frosty, the snowman

Hell of a headline, and I fully embrace this theory. It’s right up there with Darth Binks.

Not if you take the top off the Taco. 

That last photoshop is grate.

Maybe if he was just a floor worker. But a supervisor?  He should’ve been fired immediately after saying that.  Nobody that thinks that way (especially to the point he feels comfortable just blurting it out) has any business supervising people.  There’s no way you can trust him to treat all the workers equally.

What in the actual fuck is wrong with these people?

That’s neat. Metal prices have skyrocketed, making almost everything more expensive for all consumers.  Congrats on the 6 jobs.