Please don’t fall into a rage-induced comma.

Suburban Mom makes Mercedes Benz furious with one simple trick.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *deep breath *…

I’ve said this a thousand times, we need confetti cannons in the middle of roundabouts. No, it wouldn’t have prevented this situation from happening but it might have made a terrifying experience just a little more festive.

This is about right. Between my wife and I, I believe we make about 60 meals a week (because each kids’ lunch for school is slightly different).

It feels like 75% of my time on the weekend is spent either making or cleaning up food.

So, you’re saying we should BUY?!

I can’t understand taking the risk of riding a motorcycle. I REALLY can’t understand taking the risk of riding a motorcycle when you have a 3 and 6 year old at home. And finally, if you are selfish enough to take those risks, why wouldn’t you have one hell of an insurance policy so that you family doesn’t have to…

In that case, source a cheap junkyard replacement long block, pull the original and clean it up enough to be able to work on with a stand in your garage, and put the temporary one in while you do it.

The Internet was a mistake.

Put it back together with just the necessary servicing and work on another V8 in the meantime. It won’t be undrivable and the spare V8 will be a much more manageable project than a whole truck sitting in your driveway with 75% of its innards strewn every which way. Those AMC V8s aren’t exactly worth their weight in…

It looks like a southwest desert car, which is how you usually find cars with natural “patina” still solid enough to drive.  You’re thinking of norhteast cancer, which is what makes vehicles true shitboxes.

The Ford Flex is was an *ugly ass* wagon until they cast a spell on you. Now you really want one.

literally unplayable

I thought that $420 share price seemed convenient.

...the Porsche snobs can suck it, I won’t join their caste system.

Wrong car, but you.... holy shit, you get a pass. 

In the last photo, I can just imagine him saying “ooh! Piece-a candy!”

The official GOP response: