The Ford Flex is was an *ugly ass* wagon until they cast a spell on you. Now you really want one.

literally unplayable

...the Porsche snobs can suck it, I won’t join their caste system.

Wrong car, but you.... holy shit, you get a pass. 

In the last photo, I can just imagine him saying “ooh! Piece-a candy!”

The official GOP response:

I’ll reserve judgement until the camo comes off. But as others have mentioned, it looks generic. 

She’ll be back to beating the Trump drum when she returns to The View.

Q: What did the ocean say to the sailboat?

As an FR-S owner I can safely say:

“What did he do, buy you a Golf?”

Oddly, this asshat in no way thinks that he, the NRA, FoxNews, and the GOP are all accomplices in the death of few hundred people in Colorado, Massachusetts, Florida, Las Vegas, insert mass-shooting city of your choice here.   

I have a rollup cover on mine. I roll it up when I haul things like my ATV, dirt, rocks, etc and roll it down when I want to keep my bicycle out of the rain or putting luggage in the back. Why does everyone hate on truck owners so much? If you drive a Mustang slowly are you an idiot because you’re not using it for…

200mph with a check engine light.

Hell of a ticket. I doubt he’ll be able to dodge this in court.

I see the Warcraft universe is just as consistent as ever.

These are now known as ‘coke doors’

To be fair, we did not have the internet 37 years ago. There would be problems on my cars that I would rage over if I could not Google the problem and find the unconventional solution a few clicks away.

David Tracy