STD free! Except chlamydia.

Yeah, I read that as “I lost my stock shifter, but I found all my other stock parts and put them back on!”

This annoyed me the most in the ad as well.  

COMPLETELY STOCK! EXCEPT COBB SHORT SHIFTER.

Republicans - “We believe in states rights.*”

CARB was created to regulate CA’s emissions. Other states signed on because they wanted to follow the same standards. Has nothing to do with CA wanting to control the country.

They're all Christians and don't believe in premarital sex, so what's the big deal? Go to Bible studies and take cold showers.

Say what you will about Hitler, but the man did kill Hitler.

The ritual is very simple.

anyone who thinks WoW is a demoralizing grind has obviously never played EQ1.  

Apparently they’re all about preserving their own profitability.

On the contrary, with a code base that old every patch is going to more difficult to release cleanly than the one before.

Demoralizing grind? I wonder how people will react to vanilla WoW?

“Hey Honey, I bet I can smuggle 200lbs of uncut cocaine into the USA”

a mismanaged business being led by an increasingly petty and vindictive Schnatter

Oh please, that’s the least offensive thing I’ve typed in to Google all week.

Front loading washer.

Thereby ensuring all lethal autonomous weapons will be designed by the low-rent washouts of the AI scientific community. This is how Skynet happens!

David, is it an open deck or closed deck? ;)

Obligatory:   That’s No Moon.