Maserati Quatroporte (stretched limo), not an Aston Martin Lagonda.

More like a man-bun and chin strap on a dude.  I want no part of that.

I used to consider Google Maps gospel too, but no longer. She’s taken me on some fucked up routes lately (NYC to Narrowsburg, NY took me through NJ, which is possible, and PA, which is not). 

This is the kind of Investigative Journalism that I come here for.

Police have responded to the scene and deployed a tool specifically engineered to stop the wild runaway vehicle:

Hit the road, jack. And don’t you come back no more No More NO MORE No more.

I was able to get this too. I had to have my brother reach over and keep taking pictures to make sure we got the 0 in the tenths place while I drove down the highway.

A true odyssey. On a scale of 1 to 10, I give it a yes.

So what the fuck is the individual citizen to do? I’ve lived beneath the poverty line most of my goddamn life and I’ve barely enough resources to support my family. I live in AK (a Red state) so I know that my phone call to Murkowski was just a waste and the only thing I’m doing when I argue with my Red neighbors is…

At first blush: Inline 6, versatile, rare enough to be unique, and just around $5k (could probably negotiate to an even $5k) equal an automatic NP in my book

Even more meh, there was a hybrid version as well that flopped harder than a fish out of water.

Forget he Aspen? Heck, I sometimes for Chrysler exists.

I’m not even remotely interested in doing that to my car.

9 years of abuse

Easy...

I’ll buy it as it sits. If anyone sees that thing, send them my email.

I was on the fence until I saw the fully operational rear hatch. The skill and difficulty involved in fabricating all of that makes in Nice Price.

$3,300 for something you’re probably not going to see on your way to the grocery store...plus it’s a 5-speed. Definitely “Why not?” territory.

“These mustangs weren’t known for their reliability anyway” 

It looks like a dropped and slammed suzuki x90