Bitch, this is like all I do.

It was picked up not because of anything he was wearing, but a bit more to do with how he climbed on a moving schoolbus and went batshit.

This is just acknowledgement of the fantastic job Kelly is doing at ferreting out the identities of the White House leakers. He’s even willing to go undercover as one of them to breach their inner circle. Kudos.

Stolen? Wow, I’m so sorry!

Thank you for reminding me when the greatest source of daily tension in my life was seeing that one fucking PT Cruiser in my hometown and wondering why someone would buy it. I was so naive. I was so lucky.

Why do people perpetrate online hoaxes? Why do people shoot from a 32 story building? Why do people vote for Trump? Why do people throw a kitten out of a moving car (my foster cat)? Why do people abuse loved ones? Why do people drive PT Cruisers? I just don’t know anymore. People are crazy, that’s all I got.

“I don’t think we can pass a law that fixes stupid,”

ahem

How timely.

It’ll be funny when they are forced to move mainland and then get to vote.

Tractors are cows, soooo....

Maserati loves company.

Motorcycles were slated to be in the first movie, but on the day of filming their scene they stayed home because they were two tired.

BAM! There it is. I am proud to have been a stepping stone to your punchline.

Cars never bothered me anyway.

I don’t care what they are going to say

Let it go? Turn away and slam the door?

You gotta let it go...

Body on frame, and looks like a Dana 44 rear end... guessing this is built on a JKU platform?

“ Its look, penned by award-winning designer Samir Sadikhov, is the first of its kind in nearly 25 years.”