Bitch, this is like all I do.

It was picked up not because of anything he was wearing, but a bit more to do with how he climbed on a moving schoolbus and went batshit.

Stolen? Wow, I’m so sorry!

Thank you for reminding me when the greatest source of daily tension in my life was seeing that one fucking PT Cruiser in my hometown and wondering why someone would buy it. I was so naive. I was so lucky.

Why do people perpetrate online hoaxes? Why do people shoot from a 32 story building? Why do people vote for Trump? Why do people throw a kitten out of a moving car (my foster cat)? Why do people abuse loved ones? Why do people drive PT Cruisers? I just don’t know anymore. People are crazy, that’s all I got.

ahem

How timely.

It’ll be funny when they are forced to move mainland and then get to vote.

Maserati loves company.

Body on frame, and looks like a Dana 44 rear end... guessing this is built on a JKU platform?

“ Its look, penned by award-winning designer Samir Sadikhov, is the first of its kind in nearly 25 years.”

Someone else’s slightly louder baby...

Well my word. That truck was decabitated.

$100,000. The F-450 vs Merc S-Class comparison.

This is what the $6,800 worth of damage looked like:

You can get NPR on FM in virtally all markets for those that want to fall asleep behind the wheel.

Force you to get XM?

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

Yes. Or at least I think so. I’ve recently become unnervingly fascinated with this phenomena, and if you go through and look at the accounts that RT and Fav, a lot of them are like @DeplorableMomLuvTrump030294098, they all have similar bios with nothing but #Deplorable #ChristiansLoveTrump (and for some reason a TON…

I had to look that up, that couldn’t possibly be a real car name. What? It actually is?