Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Stupid never sleeps.

You use all of those words when any Jalop can see the answer is clearly:

If I saw you on the road, I wouldn’t honk at you, figuring you were probably on meth.

Your cotd is bad and you should feel bad

For those curious, there’s a simple way to calculate how much your modded car is worth:

This car sees what you did there.

Now that’s quite a pole position.

3/5 Mustangs

I ordered this months ago. It still hasn’t arrived.

Boxers, and a CVT Pathfinder?

His suspension probably found the landing quite shocking.

It’s okay. The experts call this Alternative Math.

Shit happens... it’s entirely possible that the bellypan looked perfectly ok, but the fiberglass was cracking around the mounts under the paint.

That is a Million Mile engine surrounded by a 50,000 mile truck.

Are you a cheap enough that you scour the pages of RockAuto first before deciding where to buy a part from?

I enjoy reading David Tracy articles because I am a really cheap bastard (I’ve been driving in the south with no A/C for 3 years even though I can afford the repair), yet I feel like a normal person when I see the even more extreme version of myself.

As an AMG owneri can tell you he probably had those wheels washed a week ago.

don’t make it out to be worse than it is, andrew - those tires are only flat on the bottom.