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The lesson is to not part ways with money you don’t mind never seeing again. That’s how it’s always been with crowdfunding.

not sure, but if you’re being chauffeured i’d bet on 0%. 

How is Fox going to turn The Dark Phoenix Saga into a story centered around Magneto, Professor X, Wolverine and Mystique?

The pure distilled essence of ugly that is the R35 has really increased appreciation for the R34.

Is it just me, or is the R34 aging better than I thought it is?

It could also mean, “hey I want to go to Target right now” becomes “I guess I can wait to go to Target on my way home from work.” Trip consolidation

Where in the World
  - Is -
USS Carl Vinson

Ouch, that impact probably knocked his monocle out.

Every ride you take
Every choice you make
Every ride record you break
Every poop you take
We’ll be watching you

You know what I would do if I had a net worth of $29 billion?

Any fucking thing I wanted.

I don’t know of anybody who went through as much as you did with a vehicle, David. Your persistence certainly paid off. You deserve to have some fun now.

This is how I am going to picture all the Jalop staff from now on. Those aren’t your cars, those are you guys.

You and your “facts” and “realities.”

There’s some monster in Austin that has a 1JZ with a massive turbo in one of these. He should get some sort of award.

I guess this is oakay.

Trying to help buyers justify a 72 month financing term I see.

My brother is on a quest to see if you can take a chicken into the final battle with Ganon, and if so, to see if you can whittle Ganon down, then trick him into striking the chicken and letting the chicken strike the final blow against him.

“At Farmers, we’ve seen everything.”

Having the amount of perseverance necessary to get through a task this long and tedious without giving up is rare. And impressive.

This makes United seem almost unbelievably incompetent. Why were people allowed to board if they knew not all of them were going to be on the plane? Denying someone boarding is way easier than asking someone who’s sitting down to get off.