With apologies to Dr. Seuss...

There was no PRHT for the first year of the NC, either. There's still hope.

Thought Huracans were supposed to be wet

It's funny that dealerships who by and large are run by antigovernment loons, who will work in the grey area of tax laws frequently, are now running to the government for help.

I don't imagine the South Park crew will be too happy with this.

Cadillac and all their big luxury barges

Of COURSE this is a Torchinski article.

This is James May's actual bedroom.

It's got nothing on Bertone/Alfa Romeo Pandion's stack of LED sticks.

Or write about how the 997s will never hold value so I can afford (a good) one :)

These posts need to stop. Some of us poor people need to buy these future classics and if you keep telling everyone about them then they are going to be too expensive for us to afford.

Plot twist, it was Leno wearing a wig.

Guy: [Pushes] Unngh. UNNGH. It's no use.
Sister: Just push it up a little. It has to go up.
Guy: I tried that. [Pushes up] See? Nothing.
Sister: Did you try jiggling it and pushing up?
Guy: What's that supposed to do? No, it's not going to go that way.
Sister: [Stares; turns head 45 degrees left; stares again]
Guy: [Pushes…

Wow, I'm really glad we can post images! Naw, we can't, this is a horrible QOTD for the current comment formula.

"So we figured, hey, let's draw attention to racial inequalities in America by walking hand-in-hand out from this inflatable thing with a purple injun on it."

It's a leased car. Thus it either belongs to the dealership, Audi's leasing company, or whatever, but it isn't his. He rents it. The lease agreement dictates the details and they may turn out not to be in favor. That said, the miles racked up by dealership employees shouldn't count towards his lease.

This thing is amazing, literally every single proportion is wrong. And that's ignoring everything else wrong with it.

I don't think he even had a microgiveashit on him. See, you measure in fucks, but when the fuck isn't small enough, you go to microgiveashits which are the millimeters in fucks.

Uh, clearly the Nissan Murano Cross Cabriolet?