This thing is amazing, literally every single proportion is wrong. And that's ignoring everything else wrong with it.

I don't think he even had a microgiveashit on him. See, you measure in fucks, but when the fuck isn't small enough, you go to microgiveashits which are the millimeters in fucks.

Uh, clearly the Nissan Murano Cross Cabriolet?

German efficiency ...

Brubaker told me that most modern cars "have too much shit going on" and that simplicity is the hardest to do right, but is always the best path. I think he got that right with the fundamental design of the Box.

Ralphie. You're cute when you're a naive slut.

You keep asking these questions when we already know the answer...

When I was 15, I bought my '53 Pontiac Catalina Custom Coupe. It was big, slow, and not very expensive. A very eye catching car form 20 feet, it needed plenty of work to keep it going.

"But what about a five-year-old waiting just outside a supermarket?"

Not gonna lie, this is the first thing that ran through my head.

Tip 11 — Know your Competitors. In terms of pricing, also look at what other cars of the same make and model and within +/- 2 years and similar mileage are asking for on your local Craigslist. If you want to be extremely anal, go look at them and even drive them. I was negotiating the sale of my wife's car and the…

Can we also expect an 80% depreciation in 8~10 years on this one too?

they know how to celebrate getting LeBron back

Standing in a hospital room, the Kia Soul ends a phone call, and with a smirk looks down and crosses, "Nissan Cube" off of a list, closes its notebook, and places it in the pocket of its glittery parachute pants. Then, slowly, grabs a pillow and begins reaching towards the unconscious, weak, bedridden body of the…

Around these parts we just call that an Eagle Summit.

Ah ok, makes sense. As an aside, is there anything cooler than the vertical odometer on the early (maybe all?) Countachs?