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If only all the Trump supporters who got “bullied” said they weren’t going to vote....

People don’t like who he’s voting for, so he’s deciding not to even vote.

It is a perfect metaphor for Trump.

Wasn't there some scandal not too long ago involving this douche sleeping with underage groupies? Did he get death threats for that? Priorities people!

Stop the presses. we found the one Roman Reigns fan in the crowd!

Vince McMahon promptly suspended her for 90 days without pay, but only after Triple H talked him out of firing her from his audience plants.

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This is generally considered the best explanation.

Man, she’s going to be really disappointed when she finds out how little time he spends in the pocket.

I went to high school with Casey Cox. He was a shrimpy little asshole then, and looks like nothing’s changed.

I will never pass up an opportunity to shit on Indiana because I lived there for a year. So here goes:

Trying to be logical here instead of just insanely angry...

I swear to God, if I ran a clinic in that state, I’d be telling patients, “We have to charge you $60 (or whatever) for the disposal of the tissue - a charge that was always included in the price of services, but we’re supposed to pass on to you because ... well, because your representatives are jerks - but guess what?

Jesus Christ. There is SO MUCH wrong with this shit, but I’d just like to zero in on the part that women who have MISCARRIED be responsible for the disposal. I get that these lawmakers view women who have abortions as Slutty McSlutsluts who deserve what they get (Fuck yooooooouuuuu, assholes), but goddamn, treating

For what it’s worth, 75% of those guys have experienced massive head trauma during their careers.

It’s all fun and games until she finds you and kicks your ass.

Did you catch the older woman trying to pull down the gf’s dress to prevent a panty reveal?

Brewers Spokesperson: We understand that he looks completely different from the way he did last year, but that’s really just the results of a healthy diet and some extra weight gain.

It’s called First Take on ESPN.

Worked at a diner when I was 17. Got sick, tried to call in. Manager gave me the usual, "Am I giving you too many shifts? You always seem to be sick." So I said "Fine, I'll come in sick" and slammed the phone down.

This makes me so angry for people working in these situations. I realize there is pressure from higher ups on managers a lot of the time, but where is the compassion? Also, how 'bout, if you force this sick employee to come in, you'll probably get other employees sick and the cycle just keeps repeating. I FEEL LIKE