I don’t know why people would trust him after he tried to ruin Christmas.

Only because you refuse to think positively about the law of attraction. Open your horizons, man.

“Willow was doing all these things, about to have record label deals at like the age of 6, and I was like, ‘I feel like I’m underachieving.’”

What the fucker from Glee did fills me with so much rage I can’t even express it properly.