“If you think something is bad, just lower your standards!”

Do you not wish to do the sex with it?

The person in the office has no respect, so Fuck that.

He’ll respawn at the hospital in a few anyway.

It actually does ease congestion and studies have proven that. I agree that many motorcyclists are inconsiderate and this is unfortunate. I used to live in Europe and most of them there who lane split (which is like all of them) were very considerate as was I.

Shawn Kemp, probably.

Idiots like you clicking on the post make it so idiots like them have to write articles on idiots like him

Oh sure, now they want Kaepernick to get down on his knees.

Do you really think MJ, Kobe and Shaq would be remembered as great players if it weren’t for Phil Jackson?

Yaaay, more two wheels bad content from Lanesplitter. Is there a way to just remove it from my Jalopnik feed?

Why not put the phone in a pentagram drawn with alligator blood and chant until something cool happens? Kids nowadays don’t even know how to have fun...

C) trashpandas

I want all the players on one team to use each other’s names on their jersey just to confuse players and announcers.

My reaction was that Bryant Gumbel is an idiot......and, you know, even though he happens to be black

And more death/accident/injury articles on LaneSplitter, the motoblog dedicated to #twowheelsbad

One of the best things about a Dyson is you can clearly see when it sucks.

And then I’m gonna go up to my fourth-floor apartment and continue to do whatever the hell it is I want to do.

+juan

Covfefe is the moment when Trump became President