Found out the other day that the reason Chris Cornell did the theme to Casino Royale was “any time you can do something to get on a list with Paul McCartney, you do that thing.”

For my money it’s:

“Icon” is almost an understatement. Before ESPN and before the web, Sports Illustrated was the primary source of sports stories for many people, and Frank Deford was the king of SI. I (Rob Lowe voice) literally watched for the red flag to drop on our mail box to see when the new issue was delivered.

I’ve been saying this for a long time.

What, and fuck it through the sheet? This isn’t some Orthodox Jew wedding night, I wanna see it all.

You gotta kick the tires on Josh Jackson, right? He’s shown the ability to hit the glass hard, lock down an opponent, and just knock their lights out if they try to drive the lane.

He is literally everything the GOP claims to hate.

“I want to go to a game, but not a home game. Instead I’ll pay hundreds of dollars for a flight, get a hotel, blow all my money and then go to a football game when we’re completely hungover. Then fly back on a Monday.”

I sometimes get caught riding in the rain. That’s about as far as I go.

U mad bro?

Still being treated better by the Turks than Enes Kanter.

In one of the ducts, of course.

Getting ready to hit the Early Bird special at Sizzler; glad I checked for DUAN first-

Bass? Dropped.

It looks like they got him to sign it though.

Bringing in Tony Romo to lose games in January? Now there’s a revolutionary concept!

LAND Rover.

Sorry, but no.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

Someday we’re going to look back at headlines like “The Lakers get the chance to draft Lavar Ball’s son” and laugh and laugh and laugh.

And we’re positive that’s not Steven Tyler?