Since when did you have to cut gruesome violence to avoid an R rating? Just cut out the "fucks" and don't show any nudity and you should be fine for a PG-13.

Does winner get to choose? I mean can you take him to a gay bar, a salsa night or a Rihanna concert? A mix if those? Possibilities are endless, fuck I want to win the shit out of this raffle!

The only way for this remake to work is not to make it at all.

ground beef is the According to Jim of taco proteins.

That was the original name. Then it became the British Airways London Eye - because everything in Britain is up for sponsorship (I can do you a great deal on a reigning monarch), then Merlin Entertainments London Eye and it's now officially the EDF Energy London Eye.

Admittedly, the pizza are more disc-like than edible

The best part is when the cop shoves her when she goes to pick it up.

#USC QB Cody Kessler reluctant to take a shit here at Pac-12 Media Days in front of reporters. Gotta think that's symbolic. He doesn't want to step on our toes while we do that figuratively.

The Japanese Air Force will never be our reliable ally in the Pacific Rim.

Pictured: Alabama's 2014 schedule

When you're that rich, you only iron as a hobby.

I rope off my 97 saturn. So what?

Politically-correct fascists is nonsense used by dummies to justify their shitty behavior.

Ultimate urban bike?

That's the biggest damn basement I've ever seen.

The blood is stored in 666 bankers boxes? You're not fooling anyone Satan!

FWIW, I tried to find this without the cake.

Fuck Republicans