Cool, so we don't have to cry for them this time?

Gotze really spread this one wide open.

So you can ride scooters barefoot?

i don't know who these people are who don't care about Syria but it's cool that you went around and asked them what they think

CORRECTION: Arena Football Fan Gets Absolutely Wrecked, Leans Out Over Field

Great point. You've busted this story wide open. Now do Benghazi.

More than this article, beacause my comment actually makes a point.

This is the most nonsensical signing since Nelson Mandela's funeral.

I, for one, think a lot of this is alcohol-related. Get rid of the alcohol and you'll get rid of the problem. Plus, it'd be totally fitting for AT&T to not have any bars.

Let's just say that if it's the SWAT team, they're going to be making sounds extremely different to a normal burglar. But then again, I'm not some loon who just sits around surrounded by firearms.

Uh, no. You'd have 16 rounds in your chest because you basically decided to play Rambo.

Bath police is what my uncle used to call it :(

So now they're the Edskins? You meant Dan Gilbert.

It really is funny every time to look behind you after a turn and see everyone slam into a wall.

Yes, because the appropriate reaction to a verbal taunt is always a beating administered by the "victimized" group.

As a former Knick, Brunson should know better than to expect a happy ending.

No you won't. It's over. I'm sorry.

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