Sculptor: [Sets out to build Mount Rusmore of Specious Analogy]

At least she's not completely crazy. She got the hundreds of thousands killed in the Holocaust right.

They're shaped like that for better vision...

It's like God said, "Fuck, I made it too cute. Better give it Horror Eyes"

Thanks a lot.

Still though, we didn't obliterate them, either. The US entered the war late and we held back the entire time. We were playing the field so that when the war was over, we'd be on top. Many European countries fought longer and harder. And so did many others. America, as in WWI and other conflicts, was opportunistic.…

Lord, today I ask that you bathe those who live in pain in the river of your healing. I'd let you use my bathtub, but it's still covered in yellow tape from that time I shot my girlfriend in the chest.

NO! For so many reasons. If those fins are duplicated on the interior of the pan then it is a bitch to clean. If they are not, then you are creating hot spots. Also, anybody who has watched a single cooking show knows that you just don't set your fire to be wider than your pan for this exact reason.

Still pretty brilliant.

Cool, so we don't have to cry for them this time?

Gotze really spread this one wide open.

So you can ride scooters barefoot?

i don't know who these people are who don't care about Syria but it's cool that you went around and asked them what they think

CORRECTION: Arena Football Fan Gets Absolutely Wrecked, Leans Out Over Field

I dunno, Weller's just too old now for this part. Miller's more of a late-middle-age grizzled, not a 68-year-old grizzled.

Great point. You've busted this story wide open. Now do Benghazi.

More than this article, beacause my comment actually makes a point.

This is the most nonsensical signing since Nelson Mandela's funeral.

"You got your Climate Change Denial in my Creationism."