I, for one, think a lot of this is alcohol-related. Get rid of the alcohol and you'll get rid of the problem. Plus, it'd be totally fitting for AT&T to not have any bars.

Written and illustrated by two Jews?

Let's just say that if it's the SWAT team, they're going to be making sounds extremely different to a normal burglar. But then again, I'm not some loon who just sits around surrounded by firearms.

Uh, no. You'd have 16 rounds in your chest because you basically decided to play Rambo.

But I've heard it ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.

Bath police is what my uncle used to call it :(

So now they're the Edskins? You meant Dan Gilbert.

It really is funny every time to look behind you after a turn and see everyone slam into a wall.

Maybe in the next season we'll meet a new duplicate who works for the Parks Service...you know, a clone ranger.

Yes, because the appropriate reaction to a verbal taunt is always a beating administered by the "victimized" group.

As a former Knick, Brunson should know better than to expect a happy ending.

When you vote GOP, this is what you're voting for.

No you won't. It's over. I'm sorry.

I thought that Flowbee cornered that market

Cratoons.

Pictured (left to right): Dukie, dookie

Motorcycle rider sees its going to rain, decides its a good idea not wear proper rain gear in favor of this and whatever that guy is wearing the in GIF. Good call...

After confirming that he is both about to become a pro athlete and recently punched a teen, police have charged Hairston with two counts of making middle-aged guys jealous.