Pictured: Beard, Blackbeard
Pictured: Beard, Blackbeard
Eh. The first minute played with tapping, whistles, and grunts was far more interesting than the piano. Compared to the jejogs of the original the piano/cello just doesn't do it for me. And I love the sound of a cello.
you really wanna say the word don't you? It kills you. But you wanna feel safe in saying it. None of society's bullshit PC nonsense and no risk of bodily injury. I get it. This massive, years long campaign by that oppressive force of people who control everything. You're the victim. But not anymore you should stand up…
That is literally. Fucking. Yellow face.
Drift is what it would look like if someone laid Silly Putty over Watanabe's character inThe Last Samurai and then stretched it to a breaking point.
Michael Bay's method of fleshing out a character is just throwing a bunch of stereotypes at it, and hoping that a character results from them.
I prefer to be ruled by a panel of Five Guys.
Because the Whopper is sold by Burger King. And we don't appreciate kings in America.
it's hard to stay bad forever in the NBA
Of course he was taken off guard by a rapidly approaching jogger. After all, it's been two months since he was exposed to anything other than 12 steps.
There's enough of them on the internet that they'll eventually get around to correcting your grammar as well...
Ah I forgot Ancient Egypt was a great white empire when white people built great pyramids. Wait a second....
Because it's a fake controversy harped on by ignorant dipshits who can't even understand the thoroughly disproven talking points they're faithfully parroting. See also: Benghazi.
Doubly so since they are pulled by oxen, and triply so if the wheels are solid rather than spoked (I couldn't find this information).
The Danish Embassy is pretty nice.
It was created by me, the author whose byline appears at the top of the article.
Wait, this article has nothing to do with Ann Coulter. I knew there was no way she could hide a stunning portrait.
Putting up a front is a cheap temptation, and dangerous when the front is revealed to be false. Only when America protects her citizens, beginning with embattled ambassadors, will the nation impress its friends and intimidate evil, and be recognized as the great force for peace and freedom in the world.
CO-ANCHOR "She should really switch to a one piece"