So given the extreme lifespan of these creatures, why do we still insist on locking them up in veritable goldfish bowls?

lot of California transplants in Seattle. I would assume the color would be dramatically different if "Fuck the NBA" were an option.

Abotov: So, you hear of soccer hooligan, yes?

The US got rid of the democratically elected government of Iran which wasn't hardline. You also help Iraq target massed Iranian infantry with chemical weapons. You also blamed Iran for a bombing of an American warship which you admitted was done by Iraq.

Sterling insists that this one indiscretion shouldn't color his entire career

"Shot to the dick,

Obama is such a pussy by not scoring undefended goals in a glorified beer league.

"Hey Subban! Here's your invitation to the wetting!"

roy hibbert had the same amount of strikeouts tonight

I for one was disgusted by this act.

Sure - it works in the coastal cities - but will it work incontinent?

The woman was later charged with possession.

Or maybe the person taking the video could be like "hey officer, how about check out what really happened instead of just beating the crap out of that dude"

I just wanted to see a movie — any movie — and Crank looked like it might be a fun action flick. I was surprised by how entertainingly bonkers it was.

Really? I rarely skip a song, unless I genuinely dislike it. Maybe 1 in 10 at most.

The people who actually are experts in this kind of thing have been saying it won't work since Reagan instituted the idea back in the 80's. The (mostly Republican) proponents of the idea think that if they just throw enough money at the problem it can be solved. The problem is you don't solve a problem like this by…

Kerridge: [logs onto twitter]

Thank God this officer had the foresight to prevent a car from driving into a fucking restaurant. And as far as I can tell, one life was actually lost in this incident.

All three of these cities are college towns. College towns have always been very bike-centric.