It was a joke, guys. If Parsons had said something really defenseless, Lin would've called him "Harden."

He runs for 4.6 seconds, with a slow down at the end, so I am guessing about 30-35 yards.

Biggest takeaway here. Darren Rovell's email is sportsbizreporter@gmail.com. You know what to do.

I wold guess it depends on the state, I'm guessing Florida because...Florida, amirite?

The girl the in pink shirt will definitely miss out on additional stimulus funding.

Call me overcautious, but I don't think a Russian plutocrat would be the person I would choose to try and squeeze for money with these kinds of tactics. Something about not being beaten to death by men in track suits and leather jackets has always appealed to me.

Seriously? I see plenty of empty yellow seats...

Monta responded by releasing his shot early.

jesus, get yourselves some fucking wall coverings and floor lamps so your apartment doesn't look like a rape lair.

Think you could maybe learn something about how to construct a logical argument. For example, it would be unacceptable for me to dismiss your perspective because you have chosen to name yourself after an actress that has recently decided to announce her support for Woody Allen, an accused pedophile. That is committing…

The dream of the 90's is alive in Portland.

I'm his right-hand arm man.

I'd hardly call what you did "reading."

When asked for comment, Blatterfein said that he wasn't going to let New Brunswick BOWL him over, that he hoped this would STRIKE at the local bureaucracy, and that he once got his DICK stuck in the thumb hole of a 14-pounder.

Swear to God, stop invoking the First Amendment in situations where it doesn't apply. The fact that he isn't in jail for what he said means his First Amendment rights are fully intact.

No, this does not violate the first Amendment. Have you ever actually read the first Amendment? It begins "Congress shall make no law.....". It is ONLY a prohibition on government restriction of speech. The government. That's it. Nowhere in the Constitution does it say that private employers are prohibited from firing…

V Stiviano was born the following year, the first step in the NBA's cunning 31-year plan to rid themselves of Donald Sterling.

I think this is some great brand synergy. When I play Pacman, I can never get past the first level.

Your take is so hot, I just burned myself reading it.

As I wrote in my very short post: