If you lift crab legs, odds are you're gonna get pinched.

Red Cashion?

Shut the fuck up.

Shut up, Beavis.

Hot take, homeslice!

That's weird. Why would they be selling these shirts outside of the Lakers' arena?

If the agreement banned owners from eating bananas, then him being caught eating a banana would be a more "legally sound" basis for forcing a sale than him settling on a housing discrimination case or even an employment discrimination case.

umm yes. This is hard proof that he's a racist. Versus allegations in Elgin Baylor's suit and a settlement in which he probably didn't admit guilt.

Your wife gave birth to a golden retriever?

This again. Freedom of Speech does not protect you from other people getting mad about what you say. Freedom of Speech, as some kind of general principle allowing you to be an asshole and having everyone just stand back and pretend like it's not happening, is not a thing.

Why not the guy who played Bookman, the library cop, on Seinfeld?

He could have sold anytime in recent memory and made that exact same boatload. He didn't, because he wanted to own the team. Now he can't.

Well done Adam!

...Well knock me over with a feather. I can safely say that I did not see that coming.

That's an awful thing to say about Kobe.

Not a bad idea. Just make sure the sword is also sterling.

What I love about this block is just the fact that he went for it. Who even tries to block a Dwight Howard alley-oop?

This is zour grape E've heard so much about? In Russia, we call it, how you would say... "Loser Yell".

Thanks friend! Wanna hang out and play Pokemon?!

So would Matt Kemp be allowed at Clipper games or not? The discussion seemed a bit ambiguous.