V Stiviano was born the following year, the first step in the NBA's cunning 31-year plan to rid themselves of Donald Sterling.

Any reason this isn't in here?

I think this is some great brand synergy. When I play Pacman, I can never get past the first level.

Your take is so hot, I just burned myself reading it.

On the minus side, he's never going to get laid wearing those ridiculous things. On the plus side, he won't get his head bitten off either.

As I wrote in my very short post:

They are getting better. I really like Face Off and the Jim Henson show, and they are giving Continuum a good home in the US. Metal Hurlant Chronicles is unspeakably awful, though.

It's nice that they're trying, I suppose, but their adaptations have been so uniformly lousy that it's hard to get excited about these. Especially since Letter 44 needs to be un-stupided to work and Grossman's work isn't exactly scintillating.

If you lift crab legs, odds are you're gonna get pinched.

Honestly, it would just make me pirate all my entertainment. As it is, I didn't see The Winter Soldier (even though I really wanted to) because movie tickets are too damned expensive.

Red Cashion?

Shut the fuck up.

Shut up, Beavis.

Hot take, homeslice!

That's weird. Why would they be selling these shirts outside of the Lakers' arena?

Lens Flare #2

If the agreement banned owners from eating bananas, then him being caught eating a banana would be a more "legally sound" basis for forcing a sale than him settling on a housing discrimination case or even an employment discrimination case.

umm yes. This is hard proof that he's a racist. Versus allegations in Elgin Baylor's suit and a settlement in which he probably didn't admit guilt.

Your wife gave birth to a golden retriever?

This again. Freedom of Speech does not protect you from other people getting mad about what you say. Freedom of Speech, as some kind of general principle allowing you to be an asshole and having everyone just stand back and pretend like it's not happening, is not a thing.