Why not the guy who played Bookman, the library cop, on Seinfeld?

He could have sold anytime in recent memory and made that exact same boatload. He didn't, because he wanted to own the team. Now he can't.

Well done Adam!

...Well knock me over with a feather. I can safely say that I did not see that coming.

Ah! I've always called it the, "Hit the 57" method. Back when Heinz Ketchup only sold their product in glass bottles, they purposely printed a tiny "57" right on the neck so you could zero in on that ketchup dispensing sweet spot.

And hey, what's a Chernobyl or Fukushima among friends, right?

That's an awful thing to say about Kobe.

Sshhh, they hate it when you pop their reality distortion field.

I'm impressed you managed to talk out of your ass for two entire paragraphs.

It could be worse, conservatives. They could be going steady.

Not a bad idea. Just make sure the sword is also sterling.

What I love about this block is just the fact that he went for it. Who even tries to block a Dwight Howard alley-oop?

Cersei wasn't trained for political power though. She was trained to be pretty and produce heirs and solidify ties between House Lannister and Baratheon. She grew up without a mother and her father only appreciates military strength and political manipulation (yet he failed to pass those teachings onto Cersei.) …

This is zour grape E've heard so much about? In Russia, we call it, how you would say... "Loser Yell".

Thanks friend! Wanna hang out and play Pokemon?!

So would Matt Kemp be allowed at Clipper games or not? The discussion seemed a bit ambiguous.

Quite ironic that such a backwards 'person' like Sterling could be so forward thinking and open-minded when it comes to having an open marriage.

"I am not a racist."

Adam Silver's To Do List:

Figures that despicable human being Joey Crawford is trying to help out fellow despicable human being Donald Sterling.