The third time's the charter.

You made that number up. I can find reports saying that specific nonviolent crimes (auto theft and property crimes) has risen no higher than 10.4% in one county, and less in all others. Nonviolent crime has not been affected.

This one simple trick that tripled his income!

"...It's kicking in Johnny"

Hey I found an even bigger dick! Check out how big of a dick this guy is!
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Meanwhile, the Eli Manning Up method of birth control consists of just dramatically missing your intended target.

Loved how all the people were saying "just trying to make a profit off it" or something to that effect. Hmm.

Pictured: reaction of a few OSU fans.

That's Dan Snyder: Always shady.

I know you think you're being funny, but you're not.

"I'm not a bigot! I'm not bi-anything! That's fucking disgusting!"

Mrs. Bush was evidently in need of medical care anyway, so this, this is working out very well for her.

Its on his upper lip.

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You can't because you're picking winners and losers, not unlike the automotive bailout.

Merry Christmas to you too, asshole.

Probably the same percentage as actually applies to your shitty strawman argument.