It is so simple, stark and competent - you almost forget who wrote and filmed the damn thing.

Keyser Soze, and it's not even close.

Vader's intro in a New Hope.

"My Own Private Idaho" is not about Idaho. Or set in it.

It was.

The third time's the charter.

You made that number up. I can find reports saying that specific nonviolent crimes (auto theft and property crimes) has risen no higher than 10.4% in one county, and less in all others. Nonviolent crime has not been affected.

Right, because less sunshine falls in the south.

This one simple trick that tripled his income!

"...It's kicking in Johnny"

Hey I found an even bigger dick! Check out how big of a dick this guy is!
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Meanwhile, the Eli Manning Up method of birth control consists of just dramatically missing your intended target.

Loved how all the people were saying "just trying to make a profit off it" or something to that effect. Hmm.

Pictured: reaction of a few OSU fans.

That's Dan Snyder: Always shady.

I know you think you're being funny, but you're not.

"I'm not a bigot! I'm not bi-anything! That's fucking disgusting!"

The real question is why do the people keep disappearing. Floating trees are understandable, but disappearing people is a whole another realm of black magic.

Mrs. Bush was evidently in need of medical care anyway, so this, this is working out very well for her.

There was no big bad for The Walking Dead for most of its run so far, and it was still a success. Anything in the apocalypse genre, especially the zombie apocalypse genre, does not need a big bad to keep the story interesting and the audience invested. Stories like that generally use the apocalypse itself as the…