Sounds like someone couldn't cut it here.

Q: Where was the old woman going as she walked off the field?

Spoken like a true bitter pussy. "America's Most Overrated City"...hm I can think of a few others...

Coogiest of coog comments here.

"More like Washington State comes from ahead to bottom Colorado State."
This is a mouthful - luckily, it happens so often, they invented a new word for it:

I stopped reading considering you got the first five words wrong.

Battlefield? More like Betafield. :D

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Can we all agree that Meggs acted like an asshat?

The Taste Bud Kickin Bone Pickin Finger Lickin Amphitheater of Kentucky Fried Awesomeness™

But the Jets suck, how else are they supposed to say it?

And if you rearrange the features on Darren Rovell's face, it brings satisfaction.

It's Cashassin's Greed from NewbieSoft! Get it right!

Of course it was an amateur hour, but at least we didn't have to pay anything to see it. If he was a professional, there would have been a charge.

They're not wrong, but they're also not right. It's not about what you see, it's about what you feel. Above ~30 FPS. there's not a huge difference in what you see, but there is a huge difference in how responsive the game feels up to 60+.

If you're making a joke about a mentally handicapped young man being murdered that joke better be the funniest fucking joke in the world, so yes.

Also, the document is for a 20 year old. Both the deadspin and source article say this Christian Massey was already 21.

I know you're a huge commenter on Deadspin but that's a really shitty thing to post about someone getting murdered. Was that lame joke really THAT important that you just couldn't refrain from posting it?

Not to mention Thomas Tyner that rushed for more yards and more TD's for Oregon... It really was a freaking joke, personally I think they botched the DPOY with Sutton as well.