Mrs. Bush was evidently in need of medical care anyway, so this, this is working out very well for her.

Its on his upper lip.

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Untimely Fanny Chortle

Unannounced Foghorn Competition

You can't because you're picking winners and losers, not unlike the automotive bailout.

Merry Christmas to you too, asshole.

Probably the same percentage as actually applies to your shitty strawman argument.

Sounds like someone couldn't cut it here.

Q: Where was the old woman going as she walked off the field?

Spoken like a true bitter pussy. "America's Most Overrated City"...hm I can think of a few others...

Coogiest of coog comments here.

"More like Washington State comes from ahead to bottom Colorado State."
This is a mouthful - luckily, it happens so often, they invented a new word for it:

I stopped reading considering you got the first five words wrong.

Battlefield? More like Betafield. :D

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Can we all agree that Meggs acted like an asshat?

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