But the Jets suck, how else are they supposed to say it?

And if you rearrange the features on Darren Rovell's face, it brings satisfaction.

It's Cashassin's Greed from NewbieSoft! Get it right!

Of course it was an amateur hour, but at least we didn't have to pay anything to see it. If he was a professional, there would have been a charge.

They're not wrong, but they're also not right. It's not about what you see, it's about what you feel. Above ~30 FPS. there's not a huge difference in what you see, but there is a huge difference in how responsive the game feels up to 60+.

If you're making a joke about a mentally handicapped young man being murdered that joke better be the funniest fucking joke in the world, so yes.

Also, the document is for a 20 year old. Both the deadspin and source article say this Christian Massey was already 21.

I know you're a huge commenter on Deadspin but that's a really shitty thing to post about someone getting murdered. Was that lame joke really THAT important that you just couldn't refrain from posting it?

Not to mention Thomas Tyner that rushed for more yards and more TD's for Oregon... It really was a freaking joke, personally I think they botched the DPOY with Sutton as well.

The audacity of the BBs to think that property rights should trump "feel-good" corporate shilling. How dare they not compromise their principles because some company's bottom line intersects politically correct, sex-obsessed douchebaggery.

I also want to point out that sometimes it's Asian people in America that are uniquely attuned to these stereotypes. When you've been fetishized, stereotyped, or called racial slurs, potentially well meaning things can take on an uncomfortable undertone.

Man, I was on Team T.O. during that "controversy", which McNabb could've easily quashed by not being all passive aggressive about it, and done what any good QB would've done - accept that some wide receivers need their egos stroked. Drew Rosenhaus didn't help, but McNabb made it worse than it should've been,

So let's look at number of seats per space. At Turner Field, which is partly serviced by public transit, one space served a little less than 6 seats. At the new Cobb County stadium, each space services 7 seats.

That *is* a reduction in parking, which is curious given that lack of parking was one of the rationales for…

That's some nerve. Complaints about dancing from a bunch of honeybees.

Put him on the air wearing a sombrero and a poncho and we'll call it even.

It really is impressive. I fell for it once, then read through a long comment thread until he broke character because so many people didn't get it. He's really good at playing that part too.

so we can all just go get a slice of pizza.

Stupid teens. There's no place in journalism for questioning authority.

How many more explosions do we need to chronicle before at least one person raises their hand and acknowledges, "Hey, you know, all these explosions pretty much look the same."?

The Redskins organization has taken the whole vampire aesthetic one step further by not showing up in the day and sucking at night