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Its on his upper lip.

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Just look at that face.

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

Unless you are a Klingon.

Untimely Fanny Chortle

Unannounced Foghorn Competition

Hari Seldon from the Foundation series. Predicting the future of whole societies hundreds of years into the future? Badass...

The Ostwald Ripening sounds like the title of a Robert Ludlum book.

NOT PENIS BOAT? What?!?

You can't because you're picking winners and losers, not unlike the automotive bailout.

Merry Christmas to you too, asshole.

Probably the same percentage as actually applies to your shitty strawman argument.

Sounds like someone couldn't cut it here.

Q: Where was the old woman going as she walked off the field?

Spoken like a true bitter pussy. "America's Most Overrated City"...hm I can think of a few others...

Coogiest of coog comments here.

"More like Washington State comes from ahead to bottom Colorado State."
This is a mouthful - luckily, it happens so often, they invented a new word for it: