We landed on the moon that year. The last great thing humankind did...besides giving birth to US!

I stopped reading considering you got the first five words wrong.

Turkey is becoming more and more popular elsewhere. Pointless fact of the day: Israel consumes more turkey annually than does the USA

From A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens:

While I've had Goose (and probably will be again this year) Turkey is a perfectly suitable substitute.

Apart from a couple years where we had Beef Wellington and once, even, Goose, my family usually always have Turkey.

Nope. I'm British, and we've always done turkey—occasionally with some beef on the side. We're hardly atypical, so far as I'm aware. The main difference is that we, obviously, don't have Thanksgiving, so our Christmas dinner is our one 'big' family meal of the year.

Me too. I watch Doctor Who partially to get away from US-centric TV.

Give him a Hyundai

It will be CG, and will have nanomachine cybernetic psychic abilities, which will enable it to have a catch phrase.

The PAX is 'designed for tobacco' which produces a much less gummy residue when you smoke it. If you're not using tobacco, the PAX has to be cleaned often to avoid it getting gummed up, as the whole thing is built to very low tolerances. Other than that it's the best.

Battlefield? More like Betafield. :D

This guy works in a video game.

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Can we all agree that Meggs acted like an asshat?

The Taste Bud Kickin Bone Pickin Finger Lickin Amphitheater of Kentucky Fried Awesomeness™

But the Jets suck, how else are they supposed to say it?

And if you rearrange the features on Darren Rovell's face, it brings satisfaction.

It's Cashassin's Greed from NewbieSoft! Get it right!