Put him on the air wearing a sombrero and a poncho and we'll call it even.

It really is impressive. I fell for it once, then read through a long comment thread until he broke character because so many people didn't get it. He's really good at playing that part too.

so we can all just go get a slice of pizza.

Stupid teens. There's no place in journalism for questioning authority.

How many more explosions do we need to chronicle before at least one person raises their hand and acknowledges, "Hey, you know, all these explosions pretty much look the same."?

The Redskins organization has taken the whole vampire aesthetic one step further by not showing up in the day and sucking at night

"Middle-class" is the term poor Republicans use to disguise the fact they're really part of the 47% crowd.

They are all personal characteristics or virtues except for country. It's like if I said my "core values" were kindness, love, patience, and a split-level ranch.

The racism in Bioshock Infinite has context.

Why not just have a link to Gawker/Kotaku's ethics / affiliate policy on commerce posts?

Hope that's a euphemism. For eating sausages.

True, but the Ducks' promotion is actually for an organization that funds research. Their proceeds aren't going to Komen.

How exactly do they run up the score? Look at most of Oregon's games this year, they went three straight games (Tennessee, Cal, and Colorado) without a fourth quarter point yet they scored 50+ in each of those games. They could have scored 80 a few times this year if they wanted to run up the score.

Or maybe whoever said that is speaking the truth? If in fact sexist pigs are still running the place, shouldn't that be mentioned?

Wrong. Who wants to eat a sauce and meat tube? Rice adds flavor and texture to the burrito and completes the meal.

Oh, I see this is your first visit to a comments section on a racially charged piece of news from the deep South. Welcome.

Great stuff. But on your final point about white people using racial epithets toward black people and then saying that they're 'too sensitive' if they object: I don't know how you've managed to live this long and never accidentally glanced at the unmoderated comments sections of major news websites, but you have no…

Which would itself be evidence of opposition to the name among tribal communities, something Reilly claims doesn't exist.

Either scenario invalidates the point of Reilly's column, though.

Uh, no. The fact that I don't want to say racial epithets doesn't mean I support censoring books. Thank you for the specious logic.