Nobody should pay attention to this book unless Bolton testifies to it under oath.

walkabout?

The secret’s out: Canadians are so nice because they send their assholes down here.

Yes, who can forget the profound meaning of Duke Nukem.

Man, good thing people don’t walk heel/toe because that would be an accident waiting to happen!

Sure, this SCOTUS is going to decide in favor of anything faintly liberal. Totally reassuring.

I get that getting publicly lectured about safety gear is annoying, but waving off basic safety gear and practices as the main motorcycle writer is a bit of a bummer.

Grognards have nothing to do with this. Leave us out of it.

Well, one’s more ‘chubby’ and the other’s more ‘doughy’.

She considered the evil a bonus.

“Now that you’ve gotten a taste of my rigorous editorial style - any job openings?”

Rage quit special

Keep adding stuff like it’s a Phillipines jeepney. Let’s find out how much weight and decorative lighting it can take! 

As an Old Portlander (I remember when the first Bush called us Little Beirut) it’s completely unsurprising to me that not a word has been said locally about the time a Portland cop choked a black man to death and ignited protests. Two of his fellow offices sold a t-shirt with the picture of a gun that said “Smoke ‘em,…

“Think you can stretch that tweet to op-ed length?”

I have a bike, insurance, and no desire to see anyone beaten, killed or gassed over it; nevermind thousands of people who had nothing to do with it.

I know, aerodynamics and all, but that was begging to be pointed the other way and driven right out of the truck, still wearing the cardboard livery

You underestimate the effort Japanese are willing to make to keep public transit clean. Have you ever seen the inside of a Japanese taxi?

It’s pretty simple, folks: If you don’t want to get sniffed, DON’T ASSUME THE SNIFF ME PLEASE POSITION. I don’t know why I have to keep explaining this to people and responding officers.