Fat Donny will never start a war with China. Its where his daughterwife gets all her fashion ripoffs made. 

She’s being a little undersold here - Ionescu is one of college basketball’s greatest players ever, and that’s not hyperbole. First player, man or woman, to reach 2000 points, 1000 rebounds and 1000 assists. Holds the NCAA records for season triple doubles (only 1 behind the men’s leader). Led the Ducks to a…

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Also works against spiders

In related news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

Gizmodo already did a story about the USPS’ financial problems, but this is good too.

As a teenager, I ran my friend’s mom’s Olds Delta 88 into a tree stump. That thing was built like a tank. It was my introduction to the wonderful world of auto junkyards when my friend made me go look for a new grille with him.

They’re going to run it on Red Bull. People will think adding vodka means extra power, but it will actually reduce performance. You heard it here first.

The voter he yelled at was spouting rightwing nonsense about guns. About time a politician told one off in front of the cameras. 

Buzzed, not shaved. Although now I want to see him with a shaved head for laughs 

At the risk of being impolite: Good riddance.

Cynicism has nothing to do with it. He’s not a coalition builder. Never has been. 

There’s no real skill involved, it’s all about gut feelings.

Is the racing world going to start calling him Baby Wallace? Fingers crossed.

I clicked through all the slides just to say three things:

Eight episodes on the sex cult and eight on Baskin or we riot.

I’m shocked. Shocked that Ballers has more seasons than Rome and Deadwood put together. This truly is the worst timeline.

‘BLS’ aren’t the letters that matter - it’s the ‘AEI’ on the other side. ‘American Enterprise Institute’, right wing think tank. Part of the fine cadre of conservative intellectuals that produced winners like the Iraq War.

If only there was a reporter who recognized the gaps and made even a token effort to fill them.

They should put Sabrina Ionescu on the team.