Obama did call the failure to plan for a post-Gaddafi Libya the worst mistake of his presidency.

But Scottish cursing is so entertaining

You don’t pay your boss’s salary.

No, a conflict between federal and state government is nothing like calling your boss an asshole. It’s early, but that’s the front runner for the worst analogy of the comment section.

The MacBook keyboard is loud? Lol, ask Fahey at Kotaku about mechanical keys. You ain’t heard nothing.

Is your neighborhood the kind where late decorations are the norm, or are you ‘that guy’ of the block?

Maybe it was protection. Only kids who could resist the strong temptation would be worthy of his friendship

Opening up your kid to a childhood filled with ‘benjo’ jokes is kind of uncool.

But you “tip” performers. Streamers are basically online buskers.

“I learned kids are smarter than you think. I kept switching cars and the little anklebiter kept finding me!”

1. Maybe get three more tires and a car instead.

Brits wear poppies of remembrance. We have mattress sales. That’s America’s attitude towards history and war dead.

Especially one who runs the company that will happily accept payment to spread lies and propaganda. I hope her marriage sucks.

Nobody remembers when PETA directly equated slavery and animal welfare? After that, this is an improvement.

No offense to the staff, but they haven’t had a ‘motorcycle guy’ since  Lanesplitter. These are car people who occasionally write about motorcycles.  

(You also would have to fantasize that your 1986 salaryperson has 18cm long feet. Or size 18, I suppose)

The only letters Wallis Simpson probably wanted were ‘SS’, so that was probably a good call.

She  could’ve said he kept muttering something in Arabic. Make commercial airlines’ racism work *for* you for a change

The Miata looks terrified. Just sayin’.

I wonder how many people know that ‘influencer’ has been an advertising demographic term since at least the late 80s. They’ve always existed, the only difference now is that instead of blathering on in focus groups, they’re blathering on via YouTube.