How would this be better than ZipCar, and particularly in SF which has tons of those?

Is that the pickup line you used on your wife?

BUT EPIC EXCLUSIVES

Easily within the 27% Crazification Factor.

“We can make this meat pie even better by removing the meat!”

[Dems heed Reese’s advice, get more emotional, making her feel better]

Motorcycles, expensive? Compared to what? Insurance is cheaper. Parking is cheaper. Maintenance is cheaper.

Where are they l0cated? These things often end up with some really good office chairs for sale cheap.

Taxis can make their top light blink to alert cops without the passenger/carjacker/whoever knowing. They have a local dispatcher they keep in contact with. They work shifts to clock who’s going and who came back. All that would require Uber to feel some responsibility for their drivers - but, hey, its not like they’re…

500 deaths from 15 incidents *worldwide*. Uber’s data only covers the US. Besides, that says a lot more about the survivability of airliner crashes and the number of passengers they carry than prove Uber is safer.

Your Entire House Will Smell Like KFC When You Buy KFC

Your Entire House Will Smell Like KFC When You Buy KFC

They wanted a switch and that’s what they got. I don’t see the problem.

Poor cactus

“Our centrist Dems claim Twitter and Facebook are responsible for Russiainfluencing us and stealing the election from Hillary?”

She’s just trying out looks for the evil castle she’s going to live in.

Exactly. While others are looking at them, trying to calculate how much of an idiot the truck nuts owner is, I’m switching lanes to get out of the line of fire.

Like I really needed to be reminded of this

Psst you forgot to list Warren as qualifying

The entire military-industrial complex luuuurves ‘cyber’.

What was it Ryan Reynolds called it on the last SNL? Spanxsniffing? I vote for that.