There should be a ‘Be Sure To Drink Ovaltine’ paint job in every game

It was me. It was supposed to be a prank call. Sorry.

Well la-dee-dah, lookit the fancy private uni grad, regaling us with details about spending so much time at a bar. Meanwhile, for us mere state school peons going to the bar was an extravagance. We drank cheap beer and liquor at home, built lounge furniture out of the empties and boxes AND WE LOVED IT.

Sure, an Oscar. Might as well try for a Booker, Nobel and NBA championship. too.

How can his big cartoon fingers tie those tiny laces?

Google Glass of games.

An apology would undercut any persecution storyline.

I don’t agree, but it’s certainly The Stranger acronym.

And just before they turn off,the words ‘GO PLAY OUTSIDE FOR A CHANGE’ flash. Weird.

...and motorcyclists, unlike the one pictured, please wear pants.

SILENCE PEASANT

Fun fact! According to the FBI, Mormons are the demographic most victimized by fraud. The Miracle Mine is ‘people’.

The show produced by the guy who’s talked to Trump about a White House reality TV show has ethical problems? Get out.

By the looks of ‘em, it’s more like ‘Man Overfeeding Stray Cats’

I had a baby a couple months ago

Maybe Mr. Simonis, for just one year, could put up the awful nylon snowman instead of expecting his pregnant wife to do it?

Letting foreign manufacturers own the compact market and focusing on big gas guzzlers worked out so well in the 80s...

More animals and fewer children would work for me.