Clearly, the winner here is Gen X for absenting ourselves from this slapfight.

a) The largest union in the EU most likely thought this through

Now this 17 year old has time to grow and mature to an age where people don’t cry about not being able to play a video game. Like, 12 or 13.

Know who else doesn’t give a shit about rules or contracts or fair play? China.

Something directly related to sports because it will increase my core brand value.

Fun fact: Monopoly was originally created by a socialist as an educational game to teach the dangers of monopolies. It’s true! Look it up! 

Fantastic graphic. The art department is one of the best in the biz.

Now where am I supposed to talk about my fantasy teams?

Open, brazen ignorance is a kind of honesty.

“I didn’t think he’d take it so hard. He’s sniffling.”

They couldn’t even work up an optimistic exclamation point.

Maybe this was just a practice game. We talkin’ about practice?

If it’s aiming for the realism of war, the part where you abandon the rebels to be ethnically cleansed should be interesting.

“I am Mizzou’s Black Friend”

So this super patriot doesn’t already own an AR-15 or nine, he has to go buy one?

That was a great show. Pablo Schreiber was also great as the drug smuggling pilot. It was nice to see his comedy chops.

The best role models are the people kids think are irrelevant.

Cooking babies has too high a carbon footprint.

The most ecologically sound source of nutrition is kittens.

I’m not saying ‘Montana Yao’ is a stripper name, but it’s definitely a stripper name.