Um, dude had his hands up. That means “I’m open!” Center simply didn’t lead him enough.

The Mexicans were mad that we didn’t send them our best.

No b&w short film? That’s the only reason I clicked.

You don’t think he’ll get a everything’s-fixed-because-i-fired-a-coordinator year?

OOC fans need to understand that P12 refs are never homers, they’re just really, really, really bad.

In retrospect, I should’ve used ‘Huns’.

“You dirty Krauts!”

I’m shocked. Shocked that you guys haven’t posted anything about the doctor suing him for farting in his face and not paying his bill. That’s classic Deadspin content!

Also known as a ‘Jay-Z’.

He must’ve used some of that extreme vetting Trump was going on about.

The only california streets he sees are the ones from LAX and SFO to the stadiums.

Yeah, but I bet it’s not that stew of pain and nausea from getting toe-kicked on the taint side of the nards.

If you liked that, you’ll love his thoughts on #metoo

If you look like Gladwell, maybe best not to defend pedophiles.

If you look like Gladwell, maybe best not to defend pedophiles.

The odds aren’t completely insignificant that his name change was part of some boneheaded plan involving this, right? Like he figured baseball has Felipes like lacrosse has Caydens so they’d never catch him.

Mortensen is clearly referring to Netflix’s “Jack Whitehall: Travels With My Father”, when they visit Cambodian mine-sniffing rats. Each rat represents news that’s “blowing up”, with three rats meaning the news is really big. Your welcome.

If the SR/F has a weakness, though, it would be the rear brake. It required a lot of force to engage, and took even more to get the bike slowed; I never felt overly comfortable using it.

Diamond and Silk had scheduling conflicts.

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