Barry’s cat would have an honorific, like Mrs. Scrunchiepoo or Dr. Cuddles.

Coalinga. Maybe all the cowshit smell will cover the rest of the stink.

You can barely find a parking spot on a Sunday just to go to Amoeba...

“You obviously don’t know what true leadership looks like.”

Harris answered a question about health care by talking about how the focus needs to be beating Trump. She could have easily pivoted to abortion rights but didn’t. Don’t know why she’s complaining.

You can’t always get what - nope, not gonna do it.

Is there a title to the brawl, or is it protocol just to refer to it as Malice at the Palace too, like with the Ghostbusters reboot?

Okay, chauffeur’s license. It can even be a one question test: “When can you block traffic to fiddle with your phone?” Admittedly, this will reduce the number of available Ubers because most of them will get it wrong.

The ADL ordered him to rescind because people were getting too close to the truth. Also it’s about integrity in gaming journalism also.

‘You can be employees if you get taxi licenses’ seems like a fair deal to me.

“Productize”

Was there a standing record for fastest lap by a 4-door at Laguna Seca?Am I a pedo for asking?

“Every day I’m forced to eat a plate of bullshit, and that in itself is bullshit. So see you tomorrow, and have second helpings ready.”

Ten bucks says his diet is nothing but that Soylent stuff.

I swear this is true: There was a study done maybe 15 years ago about people referring to their favorite teams. Unsurprisingly, people generally used “we” when the team had a winning record , and “they” when they were (for joke insert “the Jets”, “the Bills”, et al.) losing. Pretty obvious, but there’s scientific…

What a bunch of intergluteal cleft holes.

When has the NFL ever done anything tastefully in any sense of the word? This, team parachute pants, the Tillman ‘memorial’, ad infinitum.

Bundt. BUNDT. Such casual treatment of baked goods is appalling.

All that upper body work doesn’t mean much in the real world, does it big guy?

Here are all the countries that begin and end with the letter “A”: Australia, Austria, Albania, Algeria, Andorra, Angola, Antigua and Barbuda, Argentina, and Armenia