Well, great, but how many times did he drag his pregnant wife out to practice?

I trust that the internet’s gun experts are smugly informing Niumatalolo that automatic weapons use magazines, not clips, so he knows nothing about guns and should shut up.

What do you do when the clearest and most potent advice for improving a team’s performance is to tell the guy paying you to sell said team and never again associate with it in any way?

It’s a little bit of the 30s to 50s, that whole idea of a corporate town

It’s always been like Toyota and Lexus. Maybe a new marketing angle’s been going on lately, but the relationship has always been pretty much the same.

Shiny stainless steel needs to be kept clean to remain shiny. You don’t need to do that for a stone obelisk, but it probably likes a good rubbing now and then amirite

I’m going to the kitchen.

Actually, he’s dancing *with* the tree. When you’re that tall you have to make do

Hire a courtroom sketch artist for the job.

As usual, it was Whitlock smelling his own farts.

Everybody knows you’re supposed to reach *around* wild buses.

You use a word like ‘lumpenproletariat’ and Barry’s the bore?

Cool, but what about my fantasy team?

Fast Times came out in 1982, and Operation Rescue started in ‘86. Considering the Southern Baptist Convention was publicly *in favor* of abortion rights through the 70s, Fast Times may have come out during a brief window where pro-choice was the accepted norm in the US. 

When dogs do this it’s because they want to play. When cats do it they just want to be assholes.

“And because I will be suspended, I wanted to share how I’ll be spending that time: Right here on my custom party bus, hanging with my posse, The Boys. Woooo!”

Sometimes you just have to take what the gas station has.

As a single person, the first tier of leftovers are those that can be eaten cold. You know, for breakfast. Thus, any chicken is tops with pizza in second, depending on the pizza. A poor example: DiGiorno’s. Tasty hot; like chewing on a sponge cold.

I can only hear ‘Lord of Bones’ in Tormund Giantsbane’s voice. Lort uff Bonesssss.