She’s so much more expressive when she feels she’s among peers. The Queen looks happy, too.

there are good people on both sides

Listen kid, maybe I do want to eat an animal with a ton of drugs in it. Maybe a mutton chop from a sheep raised on a diet of Ecstasy brings something more to the table than roasted meat.

She was going to sign with Deadspin but then heard about previous celebrity endorsements:

Fun fact: The manager of that group, “The Freedom Kids”, sued Trump for not letting him sell CDs at that rally. Guess he didn’t know the rule about grifting on another grifter’s patch.

I’m fascinated by the guy trying to pull his hood up as he runs out. I mean, why bother, for so many reasons?

Ley. He’s reportedly freakishly tall, and, “Hey, he can’t help it if he’s bigger” is exactly the kind of bullshit Talls pull when they cut in front of you at the bar by just reaching over your head.

Don’t question. Shaq knows what’s good on feet

I wonder how much HitRecord is making off this. Helluva lot more than a measly $20k, that’s for sure.

“Berk”?

i was going to star it you coward

Please write or link a blog explaining the specifics of the equal pay problem. There are some details that I think could enhance/prolong/exacerbate the arguments in the comments. Biiiiiitch.

He’ll be fine. The real money these days is in walls.

Don’t fire the director, hire a producer. Someone whose job it is to keep things running smoothly and not illegal so you can do your job, which is acting like a dipshit for 12 year olds. Basically, an internet party clown.

I and I Selassie what you did there

This is just the beginning. When the master plan is complete, all news will be disseminated by reporters that vaguely resemble Trump himself.

He’s mostly surprised that his Old Man Spin Move didn’t work because it’s unstoppable at the Y.

You can slow it down, but never pause to issue commands. It’s their thing.

No opinion on the mouse but the company name is excellent.